dykeonic:

straight people will listen to somebody to love by queen and be like “i understand this” but my hot take is that they don’t and they never will

beekeep:

when iCarly said “so wake up the members of my nation” she was referring to the proletariat gaining class consciousness, when she said “it’s your time to be, there’s no chance unless you take one” she was calling on us to break free from our chains and rise up

birdbian:

women talk to men using their customer service voice and don’t even get paid for it

junname:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Br5Kj1ShXcE/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=17poxavyjaftx

exit152:

sleeping in hotel rooms w the drone of the air conditioner & the clean sheets w the heavy decorated duvet ? Who’s w me?

terrapunk:

Raviv Ullman by Kaitlyn Mikayla

stealthboy:

stealthboy:

i dont know jack shit about cars or sports

some punk: hey im outside in the 2012 zillyhoo honda

me: waht fucking color is it

yahooanswer:

now if lady macbeth knew about pegging, i don’t think that there would have been nearly as much murder in that play